December 2011
pregaming for new years with a bucket of fried chicken from food mart
jaclynnoelle asked: happy new year hussies!
baptisms:
Like, there was some other great stuff about my year, but that’s ‘private’.
And then there were things that sucked but that’s also ‘private’.
I don’t like mixing my personal life with my internet life.
i refuse to have a facebook timeline because it will show that i have had a facebook for 7 years and that will ruin my street cred
Anonymous asked: your website sucks
in one year my real website was viewed 18,383 times that is exciting because i was convinced i was the only person who looked at it but it is sad because i probably am the only person who looks at it
how is it fair that pumpkins can grow that to be that size and avocados cant
sketchers have officially become the sneakers of choice for the republican party
my life would be incredibly easier if i were able to download corndogs off the internet